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When you are rouging it abroad or domestically, do you have a serious need? A need for caffeine? A need that makes your significant other fear you in the mornings? Do you say things to your friends that you regret when you haven't had your morning espresso? Well, then this travel espresso machine is-spress-soooo for you! I'm not really sure how it works, but it sure might!
The environment is cool right? Well, you know all those lil' green produce bags that you use at the super market to hold your apples and onions and such? Well, those are BAD for the environment. Absolve yourself of the sins of our generation with these reusable and washing machine safe produce bags! Praise be!
When you cook, do you like to get just a little bit... messy? Do you put a lot of oil on your meat and splatter all over your kitchen? Well, you can oil as much as you want now without the mess with this Oxo good grips splatter guard! The handle folds down for (almost) convenient storage and it fits over the top of various sizes of pots, pans, you name it! Time to give yourself permission to get down with your bad self! Get it now!
Do you have a Brazilian brother-in-law who LOVES waffles? Well, if you do, then he'll just LOVE you if when he comes to visit you make him some freshmade waffles with your brand new belgian waffle iron! Lightly used and filled with at least one cherished memory, this waffle iron can make you the hero at your next sleep over! Next time my Brazilian brother-in-law comes to visit, I think we'll go out for waffles this time, but with this waffle iron, you can feed your kin while all cozy in your jams.
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you; TI is featured on this site! Though I guess it's not exactly the TI you expected when you bought the concert ticket. No, this one is a scientific calculator from Texas Instruments that still works even after sitting in various closets since college. I'm not sure if the kids these days still need to use old school tech like this for tests, but if they do, then this might be for your kid! Functiosn include adding, subtracting, and various standard calculator business. The value really adds up.
Dangerous deal! Adult pickup only! I used this for mouthwash, but maybe you'll use it for something cooler and slightly more antisocial. Or water is good too. I think it's marketed as being for water, but I'm not really sure if that's childlike naivety or some tongue-in-cheek marketing. In any event, I washed it, so you can put whatever you want in it now, and discretely carry it with you into whatever venue you want as long as they don't have a metal detector and you aren't wearing skinny jeans!
Wired USB A razor dragon mouses! They're good mouses man! You can click on all sorts of dubious links with them. Hold and drag. Hover. You name it. Whatever mouse functions you need to execute with these, you can do it with these mouses!
This is a little fanny pack that is quite svelt that you can strap onta yaself while you jog, run, or even roll around town! It can hold.... various objects of your choosing! Phones (probably), tissues, bandaids, panda bear pins, you name it, it might fit!
It's a lil' TV that you can put in your room! Be the envy of your friends! It's a roku, so that means it actually works reasonably well! Don't even get me started on those Samsung smart TVs. Those things don't even register your button clicks half the time. Not this baby though! You click a button, and it listens actively! Get you to netflix in a jiffy!
Is it big? Heck yes. Is it dumb? You betcha. Can it hold over a liter of water to keep you HYDRATED all day long? Yabsolutely. Insulated interior, and white plastic exterior. Dishwasher safe. Comes with a clear plastic lid. Lightly used.
Hey! You! Yes, you! Does your BACK hurt early and often? Then THIS may be the whichamacallit for you! This is an extra little seat that you can put onto any chair (or even the floor) and scooch on into it to support your lumbar. The weight of your legs torques the curble chair to put some pressure onto your lower back to help you stay held up. I used it as a floor chair for a little while and it worked pretty alright.
It came to us as a flower pot, but it doesn't have a drainage hole, so you COULD just use it as a big ol' mug, which is what it looks like anyway. You could also drill a little drainage hole into it (probably) if you like yourself some drainage.
You can do all sorts of stuff with this lightly used food tray! You can put food on it! You can do your nails on it! You can put food on it! The sky is really the limit here. The legs pop out and fold under the table for flat storage, making this premium flat treasure for your flat collection or for storage behind a little nook or cranny in your homestead.
Only worn once as a halloween costume, and it comes pre-matted with dry October leaves and small twigs for authenticity! If you like to cosplay as a swamp monster, lie in wait during airsoft battles, or just become one with nature periodically, this is the suit of your dreams!
It's an evil book about evil stuff written by a man of dubious professional ethics! I bought it, started reading it, and then stopped because it was quite long with
I can't really remember what possessed me to buy this, and I'm not really sure what to call it. What it IS is an apparatus that you plug into your car's cigarette lighter, affix to your car seat, and relax as it blows cool air onto your bum and back to help you beat the Atlanta heat during those long commutes. I do not drive all that much though, so it's not much use to me, but if you do then maybe this is for you!
I'm not sure exactly what they tumble, but that sure is what these things are called! Great for smoothies, shakes, and the like. Very lightly used and dishwasher safe!
The last airbender ain't got nothin on this thing's moves! It can fly through the air in an ellipsoid pattern or so the instructions say! I've never actually tried it, but allegedly it totally works and just takes some skill to get it to fly right. Basically, imagine you're on the edge of an ellipse, and when you huck the boomerang it gradually arcs its path about the edge of the ellipse to eventually intersect back with you. Maybe! I'm not sure I buy it, but maybe you will, and for free at that! Just remember, if you truly love something, you huck it with all your might in the middle of a park, and if it comes back, then it's definitely a boomerang.
This bear graduated with a degree in Theoretical Culinary Arts. We're not really sure what that is, and most employers don't know either, so this bear is looking for a sugar person to take them home tonight!
I don't quite remember where we got these, but we have other headsets these days that we like better and we're passing the savings onto you! These are bluetooth, and I think they charge with microusb. Perfect for if you need to hear stuff from your computer but don't want to bother the other coworkers in your shared workspace around you like SOME PEOPLE that I may or may not be venting about right now. I'm not angry you're angry!
If you like that magical little clickety clack that only mechanical keyboards can provide, then this might be the one for you! It is a full keyboard with RGB backlighting configurable via the steelseries client. It has an aluminum (I think) finish that makes it soothing and cool to the touch. It's time for the gamers to rise up and claim their free keyboard!
These sure were a mistake for me, but maybe they won't be for you! These are glasses that have built-in speakers and a mic so that you can take your calls in style! The lenses are blue-light filtering, and it comes with an extra pair of MYSTERY lenses if you can believe it! Be the envy of all your coworkers with these nerdy looking headset glasses!
Also from pandafest, this will pair excellently with your panda bear bucket hat (found further down while supplies last of course)! Get it now and proudly affix it to your other panda accoutrement!
I got a good amount of seasonal use out of this delightful and classy gent! He's a cookie jar for all of your holiday cookies needs! He even comes with his own broom and hat (but NO PANTS).
Must take both the guitar and the case. Condition is good. It can hook up to an amp, but I've never tried, so no guarantees on if that works. A little buzzy, but it's a good starter instrument.
One available, free to a good home. Like new. It's an alarm clock that can wake you up with sound, light, anything you could ever want! Great for if you want to gently wake up with a simulated sunrise and bird chirps without keeping your pesky phone in the bedroom to beguile you with instagrams and whatnot. Can support up to two alarms, has built-in sound presets, a battery backup for power outages, and an FM radio. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.
TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION this gnome will sit on your lawn (potentially during an easter egg hunt) and ward away various evil spirits, oni, babadooks, and hobs. YMMV with botos encantados, selkies, and generally any other seductive, subaquatic shapeshifters. He's even got his own lil' egg. Eyes may or may not be included (the hat stays on).
I don't need these ladies anymore, but they work just fine! They support Alexa+ or whatever if that's what you're into. They act as bluetooth speakers, help you with shopping lists, and can answer internet questions hands free. Nuff said.
We haven't been eating so many hard-boiled eggs lately, but if hard-boiled eggs are your jam, then this puppy may be your huckleberry. This can cook up to six hard-boiled eggs at once in a few minutes with the power of steam. It can also do other form factors of egg, but haven't tried those. This has gone through moderate use, but still works like a charm. Cleans up good as new with some vinegar.
These are outdoor camping stools that TACTICALLY deploy within SECONDS for those times when you need to pop a serious squat with great urgency. We haven't used these, so their condition is like new.
Dangerous deal! Adult pickup only! If a katana and a machete fell in love and shared a special hug, then the Cold Steel Katana Machete would be the result! Never used this, but maybe you will for chopping up cardboard boxes or hacking your way through the Amazon rainforest.
Dangerous deal! Adult pickup only! Gotta axe a question? Well, this is indeed an axe! It also has a spiky thing on the other end of it. Comes with sheath, but be careful! Did I poke my finger taking it out for this photo? Maybe.
Dangerous deal! Adult pickup only! Not really sure about the practical applications of this one! But it is pointy and kinda spooky looking. Anyways, I don't need it, but maybe you do!
Dangerous deal! Adult pickup only! This one's a big ol' hammer, and it is indeed super fun! You can smash pumpkins with it after halloween and imagine you're raiding some sorta medieval castle. It also looks pretty darn cool. Cold steel brand. Lightly used against halloween hordes.
Pretty much what the title says! It's a wireless keyboard and mouse that connects to your computer via wireless USB A dongle. Battery powered. Batteries included, but they might be dead!
You can use this one to cushion your cervical spine on those long flights and car rides. Unless you're like me of course and can't really sleep on planes no matter what you try. This one is just lightly used, but works pretty good if you're vulnerable to the effects of sleep while traveling.
If you enjoy flexible birds of prey and dislike watering your plants on a regular basis, then these owl watering stakes might be just what you need! You just kinda dig a little hole, plug 'em into the dirt near your plant, and put an upside-down bottle filled with water into the top, and the clay will slowly wick water out into the soil to nourish your plant babies. I've got a few of them in various colors, and THEY CAN ALL BE YOURS.
Can you say panda bear bucket hat? Okay, you probably can. This was special merch from panda fest. I bought it because I forgot my hat at home, and thought this would do the trick. Unfortunately I still got sunburned because it was QUITE sunny, and this doesn't QUITE cover all of your neck regions. So would still recommend sunblock with this one, but it is fashionable if you like pandas, bears, or just hats generally speaking.
Honestly, I forget which pokemon this is, but it is a coolio 3D printed planter! If you like pokemon, maybe it'd be fun for you to sand this a little and paint it blue (I know the pokemon is supposed to be blue okay). It has a drainage hole, a few little pucks to sit on top of, and a decorative base for catching the water runoff. Made with love by my dad, but not necessarily for me, but maybe now for you if you would love it!
It's a bath mat we made during a birthday party of the man himself, Pompompurin. If you're a true fan, you know.
Do you have a tiny garden? Maybe some tiny trees? Or some tiny fields? Do they yield tiny vegetables or tiny fruits? Well, if you have a tiny farm op going on all stardew valley style, then you NEED these tiny gardening tools. Act now!
Do you have a humble number of tools that you need to tote from place to place? Then tote in your stretched-out shirt front no longer and tote like a pro with this tiny toolbag!
Is it a vacuum? Is it a mop? I'm really not sure, but it claims to do both! So if you act fast, this bad boy can be yours, and you might be able to vacuum and/or mop! I think it's cordless, and we've got the charger somewhere around here.
It's a wooden pumpkin for natural fall vibes. You can put it on a table. You can put it on a chair. You can put it on your head right on top your hair. Maybe those last two are a little silly, but it looks pretty nifty as a little centerpiece. We just live in a one bedroom, so don't have a ton of space for seasonal decor.